falling

Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from10th floor?............


Former goes Dhaap AAAAAaaaaaaaaa
Later goes AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dhaap

Leaving India

What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver)

Cube of 13

What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR





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Wondering How?
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That's bcoz....
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TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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